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May 23, 2008

7 fun facts about my lame ass self

Loser_2In the interest of honesty, I have to tell you that I am far lamer than you could ever imagine. At least I am tonight. F is fishing, Mads is at the in-laws. I thought I had plans, but well... let's just say they fell through. So here I sit with a hunk of brie, a glass of wine, General Hospital on the TV, blogging. On a Friday night. I swear to god I used to be a lot more awesome than this.

Thankfully my bloggy friend Kelsy gave me something to keep me busy. By the way, check out Kelsy's blog Jill of All Trades - A Crafty Mom's World. She is fantastically, almost sickeningly, crafty. And probably a whole lot cooler than me.

So here goes...

The rules:
1. Link your tagger [done!] and list these rules on your blog [done, obviously]
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs
4. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

7 Things You Never Wanted to Know About Me:

1. I am missing a toenail. Not as in I misplaced it, but I had it permanently removed. I'm not going to tell you why, or which one, because I think it's important for a girl to retain an aura of mystery.

2. I can't stand the feeling of raw silk. Or cotton balls. They are the tactile equivalent of nails on a chalkboard and just thinking about it gives me the heebies.

3. I'm seriously considering buying tickets to the New Kids on the Block reunion tour. Make that ticket, singular, because F has made it pretty clear he won't be joining me. Um, jealous much?

4. I used to think that the sun was just the other side of the moon. Shockingly, I did not go on to become an astronomer.

5. I have a way of driving people crazy. Especially poor F, god love him. The other night he woke up at midnight and I took advantage of his sleepy haze and tried to convince him it was actually morning and he'd better jump in the shower because I had to get ready for work. I kept it up for an impressively long time. I thought it was hilarious. He asked me how I managed to function in society. He is a saint, seriously. But it was pretty funny.

6. If I had to exist on only three foods for the rest of my life, I would pick: Olives, Cheese Pleasers, and cheap white wine.

7. I have the best friends imaginable. Near, far, old, new (wait, isn't that a Celine Dion song?), they're incredible, and I'm lucky. More than almost anything else I wish the same for Mads. Girlfriends are important. Boyfriends, too, but they can get you into trouble.

So... here are the next lucky 7: Jamie, Michelle, Yessie, Melissa, Barbara.

Okay, so that's only 5. Told you I'm lame.

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Assignment Complete! :)

Posted by: jamie | May 25, 2008 4:08:48 PM

Caroline ur not lame, I had all of Sunday to do something and I stayed on the deck with a book (sunburned my legs in the process) I am going to New Kids, M wont go either...Do you want me to get you a ticket!!

Posted by: Denise | May 26, 2008 9:40:25 AM

ok. Im on it.

Posted by: michelle Hays | May 26, 2008 11:12:08 AM

I am totally LOL-ing at your prank on F! Thats is fantastic! I'll have to remember that and use it on Steve.

Posted by: Kelsy | May 27, 2008 9:49:41 AM

I freegin LUV New Kidz. Can I come?

Posted by: Steve | Jun 6, 2008 3:57:31 PM

Ok I'm way lamer than you because this has been on my to do list since like forever...well since you first tagged me in May but I haven't had the chance to do it because I've been feeling sorry for my lame ass existence. One day I'll get it done and you'll realize how lame I am! By the way, Care, you are not lame! You're awesome!

Posted by: Yessie | Jul 8, 2008 9:52:05 PM

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