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April 16, 2010



Mads: "Listen to this, Mommy: Knock knock!"
Me: "Who's there?"
Mads: "Wiz"
Me: "Wiz who?"
Mads: "Oh... um... Sheeps drink milk!"
Me: "Sheeps drink milk? What kind of joke is that?"
Mads: "Well, I was going to say 'wiz-ard' but then I remembered that wizards don't drink milk."

How can you not love preschooler logic?

I have so much to talk about - like the fact that Mads is officially FOUR! - but this baby is being completely ridiculous these days. Whoever said that the last few weeks of pregnancy are a f'ing nightmare was right on the money. Maybe that was me, actually. And I suspect basically every other woman in the history of the universe who's ever birthed a baby.

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